Blue Ivy’s anonymity is very important to her parents, unless Beyonce is getting an award on basic cable, in which case all bets are off. Blue charmed her way through the Video Music Awards, dancing and helping present Beyonce with her statue.

It’s all very cute, but that dress looks off the rack. If Beyonce is wearing a custom sparkly leotard, the least she could do is buy Blue Ivy a show-stopping red carpet number.


That Boy’s Sharp!

Meet Cory Nieves. The most stylish nine year old you’ve ever seen.

Cory Nieves is running a full-fledged cookie business. He’s the founder and CEO of Mr. Cory’s Cookies, his booming cookie business that he started in an effort to help his mom buy a car after moving from NYC to New Jersey in 2009.

And his GQ-approved sense of style is nothing to be played with! I see you Mr Nieves.




We’re not people really.  Our concerns are not America’s concerns.  We are just here for entertainment. We’re a convenient treasure trove of limitless creativity to be pillaged, watered down, and re-purposed for White audiences and the people getting rich from bastardized stereotypes and simplified caricatures of everything we bring to the table have nothing to say when shit gets really real.